fat-amy-for-president:

hardener:

person: get off ur high horse

me: image

that is a giraffe. try again.

(via dutchster)


muslimmafia:

my grandfather always had candy in his pockets, and one time when I got really sick and I was hospitalized my dad told him not to give me any candy. He pulled out his pockets to show he hadn’t even brought any and I got really sad but as soon as my dad walked out of the room he then proceeded to take off his hat and had 2 chewy chocolate candy toffees and 2 orange fanta toffees, and I’ll never forget the happiness and surprise I felt in that one moment in my entire life.

(via ar-ia-na)


baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

(via bellamieblake)



Eleventh doctor: I will not forget one line of this, not one day, I swear. I will always remember when The Doctor was me.
Twelfth Doctor: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? WHO THE FUCK AM I? I CAN'T REMEMBER A DAMN THING


artravebitch:

lilysinthefall:


A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out

tape me to your leader 

artravebitch:

lilysinthefall:

A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out

tape me to your leader 

(via benevolentheart)


supertrout95:

"im going to be an adult and do adult things and be responsible and grown up"

image

(via imreginaphalange)


justskippingalong:

THE FADE TO BLACK OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CAN’T BREATHE RIGHT NOW

(via twoheartedten)


bepeu:

reason i want to be dog

  • cute
  • fluffy
  • sleep a lot
  • no exam s

(via supernatural-morelikesuper-nerds)


(via j-moriarty)


futurefantasticxmasurl:

qtheresurrection:


Steven Spielberg behind the scenes of Jurassic Park (1993)

So realistic!!

yeah steven looks almost human here

futurefantasticxmasurl:

qtheresurrection:

Steven Spielberg behind the scenes of Jurassic Park (1993)

So realistic!!

yeah steven looks almost human here

(via dutchster)


creedofpirates:

darkflame173:

cloacacarnage:

Drax the Destroyer and Rocket Raccoon

*extreme high pitched noise*

*weird flappy hand gestures*

creedofpirates:

darkflame173:

cloacacarnage:

Drax the Destroyer and Rocket Raccoon

*extreme high pitched noise*

*weird flappy hand gestures*

(via lifetime-of-scars)


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sswishswishstab:

loveandchloroform:

Nice outlaw name, did your mom pick it out for you?

image

(via listentothecalm)